Tomorrow I will be heading to my home town to spend the holiday with family. Tonight, I am getting drunk and bracing myself for it. Every year, I get bombarded with the same questions about when I am going to find a nice girl and get married. My parents want grandchildren. My sister laughs nervously, and gives me side-eye like she knows my secret. My brother’s wife tells me I should try dating sites. Pretty much the only ones who don’t make me feel awkward during my stay are my nieces and the cocker spaniels. The chihuahua hates everybody.

I’m considering coming out to them this year just to get it over with, but I’ll probably wimp out. It’s tempting to “accidentally” leave gay porn on my computer where they will see it, so I don’t even have to be in the room when the light bulb goes off for them.

These Gay Porn Deals for over 60% off might save my sanity by giving me lots of high definition gay porn videos to enjoy and take my mind off of everything else while I am away. At least the jerking off will relax me.